5 out of 10 overall. 6 out of 10 for Penguin. 5 out of 10 for the Deluxe. Pairs well with any craft beer. A bunch of people will tell you that they are really good and totally drinkable, but they probably aren't. If you must purchase them, you can buy the penguin here and … Continue reading Indigo Compares the Satisfyer Line!
5 out of 10 Would not recommend especially, but it's not the worst thing to happen. Pairs well with absinthe. You're not sure what's happening and there may be a problem. We aren't sure until we're sober again. So in middle school, there was a "fact" spread around the school: Cold sores are Herpes. I … Continue reading Indigo Has a Herpes Scare
This post is intended as satire. Please accept it in the mischievous nature it's intended. If you found it harmful in some way, please email me at IndigoWolfeadult@gmail.com to talk about it 9 out of 10 Pairs well with Bailey's. What can I say, Irish cream and Coffee just go together. Millennials are at it again, … Continue reading Indigo Talks About Coffeeboarding
3 out of 10 Pairs well with a Daiquiri. Loud, yet somehow still weak. Primarily unnecessary. The Queen Bee retails at about $149. You can buy it from my friends at Peepshow Toys! I was asked to review the Queen Bee as part of a Woodhull 2017 package (with the Sheets of San Francisco, and … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Queen Bee
10 out of 10 Pairs will with a spiced rum like Kraken. It's bold, with a nice finish, and a little bit of orange lingering. Bottoms up! This post was sponsored by Betty's Toybox! Do me a favor and drop by their site to do some shopping for the products I mention, or others if … Continue reading Indigo Tries ALL the Butt Stuff
9 out of 10* *Experiences vary, please talk to your gynecologist for the method that will work best for you! Pairs well with a nice stout. I recommend Guinness, because it lasts a long time and gets the job done (for me). So today, I have something that's part education and part review. I'm going … Continue reading Indigo Gets an IUD!
Not a review! Op ed pieces don't have ratings from me! So I am currently post-break-up with my longest-term partner, and I'm in a lot of pain and self-reflection. In the middle of one long conversation late at night, I had a revelation about my life and the folx who come through as partners. My … Continue reading Being “Good For You” and “Good To You” are Different Things
9 out of 10. And I was heckin' surprised about it. Pairs well with a Micky (what I call a Peach Schnapps with cranberry, after a friend). It's fruity and a little sneaky, but really easy to handle. Buy the Swell here! With customization! So Kenton was having a sale one day, and I love … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Funkit Swell
10 out of 10. Tastes great but also will get you hammered. If you like apple pie or whiskey, this drink is for you. So a long long time ago, I liked to hang out with some back-woods folks. I use folks with that spelling on purpose. They are (to my knowledge) about as cis-het-normative … Continue reading Indigo Tries a Washington Apple!
10 out of 10 Pairs well with a Dirty Shirley. It's fun, fruity and delightful to drink. My affiliates don't carry it but you can find it here! So as we all know, I love rainbows and I love glass. So when I was working at a sex toy retailer, and this fine piece of … Continue reading Indigo Tries Sinful Pleasure!