9 out of 10. And I was heckin' surprised about it. Pairs well with a Micky (what I call a Peach Schnapps with cranberry, after a friend). It's fruity and a little sneaky, but really easy to handle. Buy the Swell here! With customization! So Kenton was having a sale one day, and I love … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Funkit Swell
10 out of 10. Tastes great but also will get you hammered. If you like apple pie or whiskey, this drink is for you. So a long long time ago, I liked to hang out with some back-woods folks. I use folks with that spelling on purpose. They are (to my knowledge) about as cis-het-normative … Continue reading Indigo Tries a Washington Apple!
10 out of 10 Pairs well with a Dirty Shirley. It's fun, fruity and delightful to drink. My affiliates don't carry it but you can find it here! So as we all know, I love rainbows and I love glass. So when I was working at a sex toy retailer, and this fine piece of … Continue reading Indigo Tries Sinful Pleasure!
6 out of 10 Pairs well with a Tequini (tequila martini). It has elements of something good, but is so strong, you should only have it in small bits. My friends at Betty's Toybox sent me this for a fair and honest review. Buy it from them here! It retails for about $70-90. I have heard … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Satisfyer Pro 2
9.5 out of 10 for the Die Cast. 10 out of 10 for the III (Smol). Bonus Points! If you like rumbly, you'll enjoy both of them! Pairs well with a bourbon on the rocks. I would recommend Buffalo Trace. It's been a favorite in my family for years! Buy the Die Cast from my … Continue reading Indigo Tries Two Doxys!
4 out of 10 Retails for about $10/6-pack. 5.5% alcohol by volume. So guys. I have a problem with cider. Wait, no. I mean a solution. I have a great solution to the problem. The problem is not enough cider. The solution is, apparently, my liquor cabinet. Which always has cider. I'm not allowed to … Continue reading Indigo Tries Angry Orchard Stone Dry!
10 out of 10 Pairs well with a Gin and Soda. Clean finish, if you get what I'm saying. So I was offered to review these sheets at Woodhull directly from Sheets of San Francisco, and of course, I jumped on the opportunity because we all know how much I can make a mess on … Continue reading Indigo Tries Sheets of San Francisco
8 out of 10 Would recommend if you don't have arthritis and like g-spot drag. Pairs well with Margaritas. Sort of all-around nice, but if you don't like the main feature, ends badly. So I used a gift card and a discount code to acquire this dildo. Of course I wanted the stone one, but … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Laid D.1 Silicone
12 out of 10, because fuck da police. I do what I want. Pairs well with WATER. BECAUSE IT'S CLEANSING AS HELL. This year, I was presented with the opportunity to volunteer at Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit, which is hosted by the Woodhull Freedom Foundation. I was thrilled to have this opportunity not only because I'm … Continue reading Indigo goes to Woodhull 2017
2 out of 10, then 8 out of 10. Buy it from my friends at Peepshow Toys, or Betty's Toybox! Pairs really well with a top-shelf martini. Everyone's heard of it, and it's great for a lot of people, but it's not so great for others sometimes, and you have to learn how you order, and … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Njoy Pure Wand!