8 out of 10. Pairs well with Sailor Jerry’s rum. It can be really nice if all the pieces are in the right place. But one false move, and it falls kind of flat. This toy was sent to me by Peepshow Toys in exchange for an honest review! It Read more…
10 out of 10 Pairs well with a Dirty Shirley. It’s fun, fruity and delightful to drink. So as we all know, I love rainbows and I love glass. So when I was working at a sex toy retailer, and this fine piece of glass walked by, I immediately knew Read more…
8 out 10 Would recommend for anyone who calls themselves a Size Queen, or is obsessed with rainbows. Pairs really nicely a Cosmopolitan. Because of COURSE it would! Okay okay, before we start, it’s time for an episode of Confession Corner! (Theme song music goes like this: boo de lee Read more…
2 out of 10 Would not really recommend. Pairs reasonably well with Mad Dog 20/20. It’s really an exercise in the folly of youth and somewhat poor decisions. It retails for about $13 at most Spencer’s stores. If you decide to buy it (spoiler alert; you shouldn’t). I am very Read more…
8 out of 10 Pairs well with a nice Cabernet Sauvignon. A little acidic, but mostly robust and rather dry. It tends to retail for about $100. 6.9″ long total, 1.6″ diameter. 6 vibration intensities and 6 patterns. At the sex shop where I used to work, there was a Read more…