8 out of 10
Pairs well with a pint of Guinness. Bold. Full of Body.
When I heard about this plug, I was at Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit. Suz was talking about it at length and how much she liked it. Now, we all know how much I like butt stuff. It’s one of the things that partners bring up, which immediately makes me go “Oh my GOD, I LOVE THAT.” So when I heard of a way to get a rim job without having to have another partner present, I jumped on that idea. I spent months imagining it. I was hoping that they would email and ask me to review one.
One day, I decided to send out some emails as I watched my review queue empty, and I sent one directly to bVibe asking for a plug to review. They said yes and I’m pretty sure I immediately texted my roommate to let her know that it was going to be there and I. Was. Excited.
When it arrived, I was in the middle of partner shuffling (an explosive break up), and going out of town to see a bang buddy. So it actually took about a week for me to open the box and examine this beauty. I did have to get through this very excellent carrying case to find a remote (with a battery), a manual, and a quick introduction to butt play. I absolutely love this case. I feel like I can use it as a mini sex-on-the-go kit because it will easily fit some lube, gloves and a small bit of baby wipes. Any company that takes the time to consider needs around butt play, and include education in their products will automatically get a higher rating from me.
But what about this gorgeous teal plug? My goodness, this plug is not for the faint of heart (taint of heart?). Now, I am no shrinking violet when it comes to butt stuff. It’s pretty common that I will haphazardly just put things in my butt. I’ve even gotten very close to being anally fisted (a new goal of mine). However, what I have explored in width does not help me with the length of this plug.
This plug has almost 5″ of insertable length. At it’s widest point, it is 1.5″. One of these is amazingly attainable, but like I said, I haven’t explored so much with length as I have with width. So when I pulled out this plug, I was alarmed by it’s size. It wasn’t until I finally made time to play with it that I realized how easy it is to insert. This plug is a tried and true shape and that was absolutely ideal for insertion. Even with the extra length, I had no problem. I barely had to warm up, even. If you are worried about the size, then you should know that bVibe has released a petite version of this toy as well!
So when I got it in, what happened next? Well, I did a quick read of the manual (I might recommend reading this BEFORE inserting) and started playing with the controls some. It immediately felt like heaven in my butt. The vibrations are deep and rumbly. That length is actually wonderful for reaching as deep as possible. When I managed to get it comfortable, I turned on the rimming beads. There are a bunch of patterns, which I played with some, but my butt couldn’t really tell the difference, so I just left that bit alone. I will tell you, friends, I don’t think I’ve ever been launched into an orgasm so fast. Especially without some kind of vaginal penetration. It took a vibe on my clit, and the plug, and about a minute. Actually a minute.
Folx, this is why I really love this plug. When I have an actual mouth attached to an actual person, and they perform rimming, it feels amazing. But I usually have a hard time reaching orgasm because I just can’t maneuver the vibrators right. This doesn’t mean the sensations are better than a tongue, if I’m honest. I would much prefer a face between my cheeks. But this plug allows me to lay on my back without squishing anyone’s face. I can insert whatever I want, and I can vibe to my heart’s content. It’s the opportunities for play that make this plug so optimal.
It would be amazing to have this plug in while enjoying penetrative sex with a partner, and the next time I have access to one, you know I’m trying it.
So why did I give this plug a 8 out of 10 if I love it so much? Well, it does fill some of the voids of not having a partner (ahem). I would even venture that it fills my favorite void. However, I believe that my ratings need to take into account two things that I don’t have to consider, but others do. This plug is pricey (around $150). I realize that is not as accessible for a lot of people. I can only say that it’s worth it if you can afford it.
The second point that I want to think about is size. I know that 5″ will cause discomfort for a lot of people. I have a lot of experience with butt play, so I was unfazed by this, but I’m not everyone. I think that bVibe has sincerely listened to feedback because they have a petite version. I have a sneaking suspicion that the petite version would be excellent, even as a size kweeng. The power of the vibrations just felt so good that the smaller version can only make it more accessible, and probably not lose any good traits.