6 out of 10 Pairs well with a Tequini (tequila martini). It has elements of something good, but is so strong, you should only have it in small bits. My friends at Betty's Toybox sent me this for a fair and honest review. Buy it from them here! It retails for about $70-90. I have heard … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Satisfyer Pro 2
9.5 out of 10 for the Die Cast. 10 out of 10 for the III (Smol). Bonus Points! If you like rumbly, you'll enjoy both of them! Pairs well with a bourbon on the rocks. I would recommend Buffalo Trace. It's been a favorite in my family for years! Buy the Die Cast from my … Continue reading Indigo Tries Two Doxys!
4 out of 10 Retails for about $10/6-pack. 5.5% alcohol by volume. So guys. I have a problem with cider. Wait, no. I mean a solution. I have a great solution to the problem. The problem is not enough cider. The solution is, apparently, my liquor cabinet. Which always has cider. I'm not allowed to … Continue reading Indigo Tries Angry Orchard Stone Dry!
10 out of 10 Pairs well with a Gin and Soda. Clean finish, if you get what I'm saying. So I was offered to review these sheets at Woodhull directly from Sheets of San Francisco, and of course, I jumped on the opportunity because we all know how much I can make a mess on … Continue reading Indigo Tries Sheets of San Francisco
8 out of 10 Would recommend if you don't have arthritis and like g-spot drag. Pairs well with Margaritas. Sort of all-around nice, but if you don't like the main feature, ends badly. So I used a gift card and a discount code to acquire this dildo. Of course I wanted the stone one, but … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Laid D.1 Silicone
12 out of 10, because fuck da police. I do what I want. Pairs well with WATER. BECAUSE IT'S CLEANSING AS HELL. This year, I was presented with the opportunity to volunteer at Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit, which is hosted by the Woodhull Freedom Foundation. I was thrilled to have this opportunity not only because I'm … Continue reading Indigo goes to Woodhull 2017
2 out of 10, then 8 out of 10. Buy it from my friends at Peepshow Toys, or Betty's Toybox! Pairs really well with a top-shelf martini. Everyone's heard of it, and it's great for a lot of people, but it's not so great for others sometimes, and you have to learn how you order, and … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Njoy Pure Wand!
15 out of 10. Fat is great. Also, being your own weight is 15 out of 10. You're fantastic as you are. Pairs well with whatever kind of drink you want. I support your life choices, as long as you support mine. Content Warning: Disordered Eating, Ableist and Fatphobic slurs at a child. At Woodhull, … Continue reading Indigo is Fat.
Hi folks! This is definitely not a routine post for me. (There are no review numbers, so obviously, Indigo. Thanks for the warning?) But I did not have a routine week this week. In fact, I took my routine, crumpled it into a ball, set it on fire and threw it under a bus. This … Continue reading How to Take Care of Your Pet Blogger During Con-Drop
10 out of 10 Would recommend for most people who enjoy being hit with things. Pairs well with a neat bourbon. Specifically Wild Turkey. CONSENT AND TRIGGER WARNING: THIS POST DISCUSSES CONSENSUAL HARM AND PUNISHMENT. THERE ARE ALSO PICTURES OF A (REALLY GREAT) BUTT WITH BRUISES ON IT FURTHER DOWN THIS POST. So I kind of … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Funkit Pride Beat Cleaver 12″