Hi folks! This is definitely not a routine post for me. (There are no review numbers, so obviously, Indigo. Thanks for the warning?) But I did not have a routine week this week. In fact, I took my routine, crumpled it into a ball, set it on fire and threw it under a bus. This … Continue reading How to Take Care of Your Pet Blogger During Con-Drop
10 out of 10 Would recommend for most people who enjoy being hit with things. Pairs well with a neat bourbon. Specifically Wild Turkey. CONSENT AND TRIGGER WARNING: THIS POST DISCUSSES CONSENSUAL HARM AND PUNISHMENT. THERE ARE ALSO PICTURES OF A (REALLY GREAT) BUTT WITH BRUISES ON IT FURTHER DOWN THIS POST. So I kind of … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Funkit Pride Beat Cleaver 12″
6 out of 10 Would recommend as an introduction to bullet vibes, or discretion. Pairs well with a small shot of Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka. Smooth, but still cheap. Really a stepping point to something better. You can buy this vibe many places, but it's hard to find online. It retails typically for about $17. It … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Lustre
10 out of 10 Would recommend for exploring g-spot stuff and if you enjoy squeezable toys. Pairs nicely with a Pina Colada. Tasty, sweet and easy-going. As we all know, I love glass toys. Like, I really love glass toys. But I heard that these Tantus toys were beautifully soft, wrapped in a silky silicone and … Continue reading Indigo Tries the Tantus Super Soft Vamp
8.5 out of 10 Would recommend if you like non-alcoholic apple cider. Retails for about $9 for a 6-pack. More information can be found on the Angry Orchard Website. I have to face the facts. I have an obsession with hard cider. It's like a plague in my fridge. I always have it on hand. … Continue reading Indigo Tries Cinnful Apple!
8 out 10 Would recommend for anyone who calls themselves a Size Queen, or is obsessed with rainbows. Pairs really nicely a Cosmopolitan. Because of COURSE it would! It retails for about $40. You can buy it from my friends at Peepshow Toys! Of from my friends at Betty's Toybox! Okay okay, before we start, … Continue reading Indigo Tries Colours Pride Edition!
Since I've covered being Gender-fluid, I wanted to talk about my experiences a bit more, specifically in the ways I broke the roles I was placed into by my Gender Assigned at Birth (GAAB). Today, I examine the masculinity of the past. As a kid, I made a very poor attempt at being a girl. Occasionally, … Continue reading Indigo is Masculine!
10 out of 10 Would recommend for anyone having questions about themselves. So, you may or may not have figured out that I have a vagina and boobs. I do talk about those anatomical traits a fair bit. I have been frustrated with these body parts for most of my life. When I turned 12, … Continue reading Indigo Finds a Gender!
2 out of 10 Would not really recommend. Pairs reasonably well with Mad Dog 20/20. It's really an exercise in the folly of youth and somewhat poor decisions. It retails for about $13 at most Spencer's stores. If you decide to buy it (spoiler alert; you shouldn't), you should buy it from my friends at … Continue reading Indigo Tries Neon Luv Touch Vibe
7 out of 10 Would recommend if you like coconut oil as lube, or if you prefer lube from a jar. Pairs well with a Maitai. It's got some coconut happening, and the syrup-y feel almost seems like an after-taste. I was sent this lube courtesy of Peepshow Toys! When I was approached, they asked … Continue reading Indigo Tries The Butters Raw Honey and Cocoa Butter Lubricant